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Top Five Amazing quotes from our President, George W. Bush (No, seriously, he ACTUALLY said these things):

1) "There's an old...saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee that says Fool me once...(3 second pause)... Shame on...(4 second pause)...Shame on you....(6 second pause)...Fool me...Can't get fooled again."
2) "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
3) (Regarding Osama Bin Laden) "So, I don't' know where he is. You know, I just don't spend that much time on him."
4) "Too many OB/GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
5) (May 1, 2003) "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended."

Top 5 Recording Artists of All Time:

1) The Beatles (Duh)
2) David Bowie
3) Elliott Smith
4) E.L.O.
5) Stevie Wonder

Jay's Top 5 Favorite Bears:

1) Funshine Bear of the Care Bears
2) Red Gummy Bears
3) Teddy Ruxpin
4) Paddington Bear
5) Refrigerator Perry

Top 5 Favorite Sports Teams:

1) Baltimore Orioles
2) Maryland Terrapins Basketball
3) Pittsburgh Steelers
4) Virginia Tech Hokies Football
5) New York Mets

Top 5 Artists:

1) Led Zeppelin

2) Johnny Cash

3) Sam Harris

4) Jeff Buckley

5) The Stones

Top 5 favorite Single Malt Scotches:

1) Macallan 25 year - unbelievable body, warms your chest immediately, and very smooth going down, kind of like Jen Colella

2) Macallan 12 year - not as overpowering as the 25, more desserty and sweet, but don’t be fooled, it has a finish that will make you want more and more of it, kind of like Anne Margaret in The Who’s Tommy

3) Laphroig 10 year - an Islay malt (unlike the Macallan which is a Speyside whiskey), disconcerting the first time, but it grew on me to where it’s the one I enjoy the most, kind of like Sissy Spacek’s performance in Carrie

4) Knockando 12 - I know, an unusual and relatively inexpensive choice, but Mickey Dolenz turned me on to this during Aida nightly after the show, and believe it or not he also turned me on to drinking it on the rocks (a no-no for single malts), which is so good cold, kind of like what I imagine being in a log cabin all winter with Jennifer Connelly to be

5) Oban 32 year - I’ve only had one dram of this and it was truly unbelievable; it’s very rare but if you can get your hands on this it will change you, kind of like what I imagine dinner and drinks and who knows what with Gwen Stefani to be

My top 5 Artists on my iPod THIS WEEK:

1) Amos Lee
2) Tom Petty
3) Cake
4) Donny Hathaway
5) Rufus Wainwright

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